Office Space was one of the classics that I had to get again. It’s amazing how dead on it was concerning corporate culture.
Ron Livingston plays the wannabe slacker role perfectly. His buddies are great as well. Office Space gets 5 stars.
Bend It Like Beckham was recommended by an Indian friend upon learning that I had seen
Monsoon Wedding. I didn’t realize beforehand that the movie was way more about Indian family tradition than it was about the soccer. The soccer was definitely present, though. I think I counted at least 6 musical soccer montages. It was interesting insight into Indian families and communities. And, well…
Keira Knightley. I gave Bend It Like Bechkam 4 stars.
Identity was supposed to be this deep psychological thriller with a huge twist at the end. It really just ended up being a really weak way to kill 10 people. Kind of. Neither
Cusack nor
Peet, nor
Liotta could do anything to save the sorry premise. I gave Identity 2 stars.
Broken Flowers follows a reluctant
Bill Murray on a cross country tour to visit old girlfriends, trying to find the mother of a child he never knew he had. It was a lot of long scenic shots, and scenes of Murray driving over some decent jazz music. There wasn’t a ton of dialog or character development, really, but it was interesting enough. I gave Broken Flowers 3 stars.
Crash won the Academy Award for Best Picture. It was certainly deep and had a lot to say. The overt racism was pretty rough to watch, but I’m sure that’s what they were going for. None of the characters were remotely likeable, however, even the ones who are “redeemed” by the end of the 36 hours covered by the movie. I gave Crash 3 stars.
Murderball documents the US and Canadian wheelchair rugby teams as they train for the 2004 Olympics in Athens. The movie unflinchingly shows these guys doing many of the things that others take for granted. These guys are tough, and play a tough game. And who knew guys in wheelchairs could be so crude. I gave Murderball 5 stars.
All the Real Girls is an independent movie about young people in a small town in the south. When a known philanderer falls in love with his best friend’s sister, it gets complicated (doesn’t it always?). I got this mainly because of
Zooey Deschanel, who does a great job playing confused, directionless, and endearing role. Expect long shots, some broken dialog, but a great story. I gave All the Real Girls 4 stars.
Waiting... was surprisingly funny.
Ryan Reynolds more or less reprises his
Van Wilder role, but the movie was really about the entire ensemble. They each added their own bit to the mix, it was a lot of fun. There was one running joke that my wife found tiresome, but I thought it was great, and kept getting better each time it was invoked. I gave Waiting 4 stars.
The Aristocrats was basically an experiment in media desensitization. If you hear the same lewd, vile, disgusting joke, over and over again, how long until you stop cringing and start enjoying it? In my case, never, really. There were some good moments.
Sarah Silverman describing how her family performed the Aristorcrats act was priceless, as well as
Kevin Pollack, impersonating Christopher Walken telling the joke. But ultimately, you’ll just feel like you need a shower when it’s over. I gave The Aristocrats 2 stars.
The Ice Harvest was pretty disappointing. I expect a lot from any movie with
John Cusack, but this is the second in a row that I’ve seen of his that pretty much sucked.
Oliver Platt valiantly tries to make the movie funny, playing an incredible drunk sidekick role. Cusack himself was only ok, and
Billy Bob Thornton and
Connie Nielsen were just terrible. I gave The Ice Harvest 2 stars.
For some reason, I had the impression that
The Squid and the Whale was a comedy. So very wrong. Watching the way this family disintegrates was so very brutal. It was hard to watch the oldest son emulating his father, who was more of a role model on what not to be when you grow up. Had it not been for the last 5 or so minutes, I would have given it a 1. I gave it a pretty charitable 2 stars.
As a dedicated fan of the Final Fantasy video games,
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children came with much anticipation. It did not disappoint. There was plenty of fan service, to be sure, and I ate it up. Tifa’s Matrix-esque fight in the church, the characters showing up one by one to fight Bahamut, the massive climactic battle, and the emotional ending all made this the best video game movie ever. And it was gorgeous. There are places where you wouldn’t know it was animated, it looked so real. This is the sort of movie they should have made instead of
The Spirits Within. I gave FF7:AC 5 stars.
Shopgirl was a really well done story of a lonely girl and the two men of completely different backgrounds (and ages) that she dates.
Steve Martin did a good job with the older man character (and he should, since he wrote the screenplay).
Claire Danes, however, was incredible. She played a huge range of emotions in this movie, and plays every one perfectly. It makes me want to see some of her older stuff again, like
My So-Called Life and
Romeo + Juliet. I gave Shopgirl 4 stars.